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The class was an overall success. Grigg was awarded with an Idol of Longevity, and Sleepy with Dreadnaught Sabatons.
Unfortunately, there are always a couple of students with failing grades. In desperation, Hansbrix and Melian decided to put on some spandex and seduce the teacher in hopes of passing the course.*
Mike finished at the top of the class with his brilliant essay, titled: "Fak'N MageZ, jus tastE my meleE dmG. plZ. and diE eZ; dun run, WarR. h8 2 bE Kited; kk, thX."
*Although Hansbrix and Melian are actually guys, they still like to wear spandex in real life!