June 2006 - Posts

Summer Session I is finally over! Several of our members registered for "Basic WoW Skillz 101" at Naxxramas University, taught by Instructor Razuvious.

The class was an overall success. Grigg was awarded with an Idol of Longevity, and Sleepy with Dreadnaught Sabatons.

Unfortunately, there are always a couple of students with failing grades. In desperation, Hansbrix and Melian decided to put on some spandex and seduce the teacher in hopes of passing the course.*

Mike finished at the top of the class with his brilliant essay, titled: "Fak'N MageZ, jus tastE my meleE dmG. plZ. and diE eZ; dun run, WarR. h8 2 bE Kited; kk, thX."

 

*Although Hansbrix and Melian are actually guys, they still like to wear spandex in real life!

After our first week in Naxxramas, Anub'Rekhan and Noth the Plaguebringer are dead.

Rest up, Ascendance. We'll be back on Tuesday to hear our lovely Priests scream, "OMG DON'T BREAK SHACKLES!!!"

This news is several days late due to technical difficulties with our resident photographer (damn dirty druids!). 

Like the rest of the WoW world, we’ve been waiting breathlessly for the opening of Naxxramas.  Finally we could leave behind killing bugs and head to a new instance where we would fight……..more bugs?!  GG Blizz!  After spending a few days poking around the different wings of Naxx, we finally sat down Thursday and got down to the business killing Anub’Rekhan.

Somehow the body disappeared by the time we got everyone settled in for the pic (stop jumping GDI, Baka!) but thankfully, one of our professional graphic artists (Thanks Maybel!) was available to painstakingly recreate the death scene for your benefit.


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