We had a party the other night.  Gothik the Harvester invited Ascendance and his cronies to have a little pow-wow.  First, it begin like a high-school dance, the melee on one side, the casters on the other.  We had our drama - a few Unyielding Trainees weren't Masochist's type, so we had to show them what's up.  A rider tried to piggy-back Dinkl while doing the electric slide and well...let's say the rider won.  Nonetheless, the main event was Gothik.  After he became tired watching from above our white-boy and white-girl dancing (no budunkadunks around except Rahl's), he decided to join us. 

I suppose Gothik doesn't like the Macarena anymore.  If you were disgusted with the dance before, you should see it in bear form.

As you may have heard, Loatheb is a huge mushroom.  He's not clean-shaved, slothful and reeks of a stench that scares even the meanest bears on the server (Grigg!).  The fight is a grueling process that takes an overwhelming practice to strategize, organize and....click items in your inventory.  The keys to this fight is clearly the druids using their Staves of Dominance, speccing into Fat Chicken form and Kicknit's slutty cat chomping away at Loatheb's shin, much like how Zimmer does on Thaddius every attempt. 

Ascendance has picked up speed again, moving along as the holidays near, looking for the best present that any guild master could get - a hot (at least a lukewarm) date with Kel'Thuzad and Sapphiron.  We are one step closer and stepping over a few hurdles.  I'm proud of every person for giving their all.

Also, Ascendance celebrates it's two-year anniversary on the retail launch date (November 23rd).  While we've been around since beta before that, I can only say that we're here because of the people and for what we believe.  That is: making fun of warlocks' impotency, snickering every time Dinkl blinks backwards [and dies], listening to my swears when my sorry ass disconnects, celebrating when an old member comes back to play, cheering the new initiates when they earn membership and knowing, but never really saying, who really smells in the raid (though we always knew it's Prame or Daizy).

Congratulations Ascendance.  Two cheers for two years and two more for the Loatheb kill!