So here I am, minding my own business.

Seems normal.

Wait! Let me finish.

I'm waiting.

Stop interrupting me! Gosh!
Okay! So here I am, minding my own business.

You already said that part.

I swear!
So these 25 random people walk up! I'm like who are you?!

So who were they?

Don't know. I died, that's why we're ghosts, dude.

Yea, but you asked who they were. They should at least be courteous enough to answer before killing you.
You know. Like that one guy. He had that clever little quip when the dude with six fingers asked who he was. You know who I'm talking about.

Anyways! I was freaked out!

Like how freaked out?

I was like...

Awesome,
Oh wow,
Like totally freak me out,
I mean right on!
Ascendance sure are number 1."

Wait. I thought you said you didn't know who they were.

I don't! Just because I know someone's name, or their guild, doesn't mean I know them, you know?!

Woah. Way to bring me down.

Down!? Why down.

We're dead, remember?

:(.